Peaceful Moments Gifts

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

Hush puppy.

Sitting in a tree

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

The best relationships are silent.

A couple holding hands

Windchimes

"At last - no Trump."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Nervous Buddha

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Happy Pregnancy

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Dog Owner.

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

Couple in Blue

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"I love our comfortable silences."

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'Peace at last.'