
'I want to discuss my salary!'
Looking for a witty gift for someone chasing a pay rise? Whether they’re negotiating hard or just dreaming big, our creative products add a humorous touch to their journey. Ideal for those who believe their hard work should be rewarded.
'I want to discuss my salary!'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
Profit
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
'I think I know what the problem is!'
Upward Progress
'If I may say so, business is booming.'
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Here, we started to be investigated...'
'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'
Sales.
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"
We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'
'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'
'These latest figure are encouraging...'
'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'
'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'
'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'
"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
The March to the Top
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."
"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."
"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."
A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".
'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'
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