Pay Rise Gifts

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Busy office.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"I asked the boss for a raise..."

GP pay award wheel.

"The boss is not available. You could ask his computer for a raise, but that's down, too."

'I got the raise!'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"He's throwing a temper tantrum. He claims his kids get what they want when they throw them, so it may get him that raise he wants."

"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."

"Anne, you get a promotion. Jim, you get a raise. And Bob, to be politically correct, you get a participation trophy."

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