Pawshake Pro Gifts

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Protein Powder Irony

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

The Wonder Gym.

Cats the musical

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Milkshake Shortage

'No whey, Jose!'

"Shake! Good dog."

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Consoles.

How milkshakes are made

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.

'Separate bills please.'

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'Shake!...Good dog.'

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Buy more than you need - get even more free!

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

'How fresh are the milkshakes?'

Men shaking hands without touching

Cow using liquidiser

Liberation. You've removed your hypochondria mask. Is flu season over? Possibly for good. There's new research that shows that the warming of the globe is inhospitable to those @#$% flu bugs. The viruses thrive on cold weather. That might be why fly and head colds have been relatively mild. It's just wonderful. Of course, I still won't be shaking hands, or hugging, which are disgusting habits. And we'll all die when the planet overheats because we have no ozone. Are you sure you @#$ whining isn'