Pawshake Pro Pillows

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Protein Powder Irony

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

The Wonder Gym.

Cats the musical

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Milkshake Shortage

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

How milkshakes are made

Consoles.

'No whey, Jose!'

'Separate bills please.'

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

'Shake!...Good dog.'

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Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

Men shaking hands without touching

Cow using liquidiser

"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

'How fresh are the milkshakes?'