Paw Therapy Enthusiast Pillows

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

'It's good to talk.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Kwazy Wabbits

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

One man and his dog.

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"