Paw-sitively Lazy Gifts

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

'That was fun!'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Reserved Parking

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"I need motivation."

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Are they still following us?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

"I wish my father was alive to see how lazy I could really be."

'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

'The only thing she hunts for is a good place to nap.'

'What does he do for a living? Well, he breathes!'

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'