Entertainingly Lazy Gifts

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fetch the Boomerang

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

Sloth on a hammock.