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'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

The adoration of the gels.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A Manicure

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

The Thinker

Nick Cave

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

'I'll do half of it.'

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Troop Therapy

Hairy Potter.

God's Manicure.

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"Happy Master's Day."

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

'This is a ten year old whisky.' 'I suppose you were too stingey to buy a new one.'

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man