Paul Mccartney Enthusiast Mugs

The adoration of the gels.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A Manicure

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

The Thinker

'I'll do half of it.'

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Troop Therapy

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Paul Newman - '' Raindrops keep falling and I'm dead...''

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."