Pattern Matcher Gifts

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

The Art Student.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

King Madras

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

A tessellation of running figures.

Wallpaper Bouguet

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

Fashionista

"You look great."

Decorating a column.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

Teapot

Dotty about you.

A Zebra and Tiger Confused by their Similar Stripes.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.

'I'm flattered you want to share your life with me, but since this is our date, why don't we just trying sharing music files and see how that goes?'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Easter Egg

"And as we say in the old country, Signora, 'incoronare il Re'."