Patron Saint Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Santa CGI Effect

"Amen. Please help me up."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"Maybe this year..."

"The cookies are always stale."