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'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Amen. Please help me up."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"The cookies are always stale."

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

"Maybe this year..."