Saint Patrick's Devotee Pillows

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Dec. 26

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Give Thanks.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Christmas 2020

Garden Variety Irish

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Irish Jig Saws

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'