Patriotic Pup Lover Gifts

Life, liberty and the pursuit of squirrels? Give me that pen.

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Dogs

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppy.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs