Patriotic Pup Lover T-Shirts

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A Change of Scene.

Dogs

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppy.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppies

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.