Patriotic Pet Parent T-Shirts

Wear your pride with our patriotic pet parent t-shirts—fun, witty, and designed to showcase your love for your country and your furry friends in style.

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'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!' mockup

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

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'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?' mockup

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

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Brian was very proud of his dog.

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'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.' mockup

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

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"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson." mockup

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

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"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon." mockup

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

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'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.' mockup

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

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"That's the preacher's dog."

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Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy... mockup

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

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'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.' mockup

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

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'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.' mockup

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

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Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames. mockup

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

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'We'll take it!'

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'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.' mockup

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

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The best relationships are silent. mockup

The best relationships are silent.

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The Upholstery Consultant

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Good Dog!

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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School. mockup

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

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Cat Show: Most Arrogant

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Balding dog

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'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

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'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.' mockup

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

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'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!' mockup

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

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"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July." mockup

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

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'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...' mockup

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

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My dogs an obedience school honor student

My dogs an obedience school honor student mockup

My dogs an obedience school honor student

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'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.' mockup

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

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"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection." mockup

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

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Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog. mockup

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.

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'Stop it! Hair on a veterinarian's suit is a sign of success!'

'Stop it! Hair on a veterinarian's suit is a sign of success!' mockup

'Stop it! Hair on a veterinarian's suit is a sign of success!'

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"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon." mockup

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

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"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!" mockup

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

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"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one."

"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one." mockup

"I'm particularly proud of fetching that one."

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The cat's gift.

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"You're my precious little boo!"

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Patriotic Pet Parent T-Shirts Collection

Patriotic Pet Parent Mugs

Explore our collection of patriotic pet parent mugs—perfect for keeping your love for your country and pets close at hand.

Patriotic Pet Parent Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that shout your patriotic pet parent love—cozy and charming accents for any space.

Patriotic Pet Parent Prints

Decorate your home with our patriotic pet parent prints—bold, beautiful, and full of personality.