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"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Impressing dad.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'