Patriotic Parent Prints

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Impressing dad.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

UNFADED GLORY

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."