Patriotic Pugilist Gifts

Scottish boxer wearing kilt.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Such petulance!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Shadow Punch

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."