Patisserie Pro Gifts

Bored Baker

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Under pressure.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Pastry Hat

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Doughboy Dad

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'