Miniature Patissier Gifts

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Remote control pirate bully

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Baking

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

Bored Baker

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Cake Writer's Block

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Model Stealth Bomber.