Patisserie Gifts

Baking

Cake Writer's Block

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"