Miniature Patissier T-Shirts

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Remote control pirate bully

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Baking

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Bored Baker

Tiny people.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Cake Writer's Block

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"