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Bored Baker

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Tension filled the tent.

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Under pressure.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Pastry Hat

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'