Putting-together Pro Gifts

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Out and In.

Light Bulb Moment

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Yoga with Baby

Hassled Mother.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Brainstorm in progress.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Never marry an engineer."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Tee for Two!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Bored Baker

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"This better be important."

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

"Did you double-check your math homework?"

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.