Putting Professional Gifts

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

For sale - Used only Once.

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"