"You took your time!"
Patient Dining Gifts
If you know someone who embodies patience at the dinner table, our creative gifts are a thoughtful way to honor their calm and tolerant nature. From amusing mugs to charming wall art, find something that celebrates their relaxed approach to dining. Perfect for nurses, caregivers, or anyone who values serene mealtime moments, our selection offers humor and heart to brighten their day and add a bit of fun to their dining experience.
'I sent out for everything.'
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Come dine with me!
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Grace For Flies
"Stephen and I are today's special."
Sloaney Pony.
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
LAY ZEE FUK
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Life is for the birds.
"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."
Cutaway view of Ocean liner.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
The wonderful world of cheese.
"Even the waiters here are organic."
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"The fish sticks here are very good."
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
Diner.
"You do like octopus?"
'Your French dip, sir.'
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'
T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'
Patient Dining Gifts Collection
Patient Dining Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for patient diners—perfect for adding humor and warmth to breakfast or tea time.
Patient Dining Pillows
Discover pillows with clever sayings for patient dining—bring a touch of humor and comfort to your home or gift it to someone who values serene mealtimes.
Patient Dining Prints
Browse our charming prints celebrating patience in dining—ideal for decorating kitchens or dining rooms with a humorous and uplifting touch.
Patient Dining T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating patience during mealtime—fun, witty designs that make a great gift for anyone who appreciates calm and humor.