Pathogens Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by pathogens, microbiology, or science? Our collection offers funny and insightful items that celebrate the tiny world of microbes. Whether they’re a student, educator, or enthusiast, these products add a humorous touch to their scientific interests and curiosity about the microscopic universe.

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"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens." mockup

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens." mockup

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens." mockup

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens." mockup

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

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"Young Frankenstein"

"Young Frankenstein" mockup

"Young Frankenstein" mockup

"Young Frankenstein" mockup

"Young Frankenstein" mockup

"Young Frankenstein"

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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Playing Fetch. mockup

Playing Fetch. mockup

Playing Fetch. mockup

Playing Fetch. mockup

Playing Fetch.

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Prize vegetables.

Prize vegetables. mockup

Prize vegetables. mockup

Prize vegetables. mockup

Prize vegetables. mockup

Prize vegetables.

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"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..." mockup

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..." mockup

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..." mockup

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..." mockup

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face" mockup

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face" mockup

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face" mockup

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face" mockup

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

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"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl." mockup

"Fish needs a bigger bowl." mockup

"Fish needs a bigger bowl." mockup

"Fish needs a bigger bowl." mockup

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

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A Good Batch. mockup

A Good Batch. mockup

A Good Batch. mockup

A Good Batch. mockup

A Good Batch.

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'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

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"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls. mockup

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls. mockup

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls. mockup

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls. mockup

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!' mockup

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!' mockup

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!' mockup

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!' mockup

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal." mockup

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal." mockup

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal." mockup

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal." mockup

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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"Pick me!" mockup

"Pick me!" mockup

"Pick me!" mockup

"Pick me!" mockup

"Pick me!"

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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

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"Why do they do that?"

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?" mockup

"Why do they do that?"

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'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.' mockup

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.' mockup

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.' mockup

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.' mockup

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

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"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'" mockup

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'" mockup

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'" mockup

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'" mockup

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

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'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?' mockup

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?' mockup

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?' mockup

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?' mockup

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

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"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy." mockup

"He was overly socialized as a puppy." mockup

"He was overly socialized as a puppy." mockup

"He was overly socialized as a puppy." mockup

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food." mockup

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food." mockup

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food." mockup

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food." mockup

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?" mockup

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?" mockup

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?" mockup

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?" mockup

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

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'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.' mockup

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.' mockup

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.' mockup

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.' mockup

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

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"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds." mockup

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds." mockup

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds." mockup

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds." mockup

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

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Pathogens Gifts Collection

Pathogens Mugs

Explore our fun collection of pathogen-themed mugs—perfect for scientific minds to enjoy their favorite beverage with a witty twist.

Pathogens Pillows

Check out our pathogen-themed pillows—bring humor and science into their home decor with these clever, comfortable accents.

Pathogens Prints

Browse our pathogen-inspired prints—add a scientific and humorous touch to their workspace or home with these eye-catching designs.

Pathogens T-Shirts

Discover our pathogen and microbiology-inspired T-shirts—fun apparel for science buffs who love to showcase their microscopic interests.