Patent Brawler Gifts

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Umbrella fight.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Department Battles

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

Cowboys in a Bar.

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Executive Smackdown.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

'I say, Addison

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

Boxer

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

'Fine, thank you. And how are you?'

"Yeah? - Well i say you're yellah..! What'ya gonna do about it??"