Patent Brawler Pillows

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Umbrella fight.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Department Battles

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Cowboys in a Bar.

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Executive Smackdown.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

"Why, I'd rip you in half if I didn't know you'd grow right back again."

'I say, Addison

Boxer

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"Yeah? - Well i say you're yellah..! What'ya gonna do about it??"

'Fine, thank you. And how are you?'