Business Brawler Pillows

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

Executive Smackdown.

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

The merger has been called off

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

Department Battles

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

'It's bad enough losing to a takeover bid, but when it's your wife who takes over....'

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

'A two-manager meeting.'