Business Brawlers Pillows

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

One Man Band

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Don't be such a poor loser. You knew this would happen when you lost the Flopsies account !

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'It was a power struggle but I won!'

"We've met."

'This looks like trouble.'