Pastoral Joker Pillows

Sadly this is about as exciting as life gets for most cows...and some people.

"I'm working from home today."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Support group for sheep.

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

You complete me!

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping