Pastoral Jestster Pillows

You complete me!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Extreme Sheepherding

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Easter bunny

Early Ram Raids

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Another wedding

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"Wow nice jump!"

I finally found happiness in my own backyard and then I got evicted.

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

"I'm working from home today."

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

My Day - Cow Today Magazine

See, son? That's what happens when you don

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"