Pastoral Jestster Mugs

You complete me!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Extreme Sheepherding

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Easter bunny

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Early Ram Raids

Another wedding

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Wow nice jump!"

Blow Up Christmas Tree

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

My Day - Cow Today Magazine

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

"I'm working from home today."

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"