Past Revisitor Pillows

The Old School Tie.

'He gets confused during the holidays.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Proceedings of the club

TOXIC TIMES

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Nutty Assistants

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

New Year's Resolutions...

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

'Yes, it's very good, but I'm afraid it's already been done, Mr. Nutkin.'

Travel: 'We wanna send Dad back to the old country - just for a visit, of course!'

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

$1,000,000

"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"

"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."

Lost Youth

'Remembering the good ol' days ... as recently as yesterday.'

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'