"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."
Revisionist Pillows
Add a touch of wit to any space with pillows designed for revisionist history fans. Humorous and smart, these pillows celebrate critical analysis and new perspectives on the past.
'I really crammed last night.'
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!
Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!
Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.
'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'
'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'
'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'
"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."
TOXIC TIMES
Study more to pass more tests.
"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."
"Here come the revisionists."
Nutty Assistants
"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."
"This isn't how the story went at all."
This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.
"Writing is... rewriting."
Mao Zedong.
What if it was raining June 18, 1889?
"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."
Book intoxication
"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"
If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.
"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."
"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"
New Year's Resolutions...
Wrong answer
Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing
"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."
Mayakovskiy V.V.
"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"
$1,000,000
"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."
Revisionist Pillows Collection
Revisionist Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for revisionist history buffs—designed to spark conversations and challenge traditional narratives with wit and style.
Revisionist Prints
Check out our prints that celebrate the revisionist spirit—humorous, insightful, and perfect for inspiring discussion in any space.
Revisionist T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts for revisionist enthusiasts—featuring clever designs that celebrate questioning history and rewriting the narrative.