Retro Revisionist Pillows

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Time Machine Collision

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Innovate or die.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Old songs made new

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

'He's a square!'