Revisionist Mugs

Looking for a clever gift for a revisionist historian? Our mugs feature witty quotes and designs that celebrate critical thinking and the challenging of traditional history—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee.

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"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights." mockup

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

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'I really crammed last night.'

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The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

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Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that! mockup

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

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'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!' mockup

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

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'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.' mockup

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

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'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.' mockup

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

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"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes." mockup

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

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Study more to pass more tests.

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TOXIC TIMES

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"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..." mockup

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

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Nutty Assistants

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"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head." mockup

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

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"This isn't how the story went at all." mockup

"This isn't how the story went at all."

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"Here come the revisionists."

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This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated. mockup

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

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"Writing is... rewriting."

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Book intoxication

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What if it was raining June 18, 1889? mockup

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

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"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive." mockup

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

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Mao Zedong.

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"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him." mockup

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

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"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!" mockup

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

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"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version" mockup

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

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New Year's Resolutions...

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Mayakovskiy V.V.

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Wrong answer

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"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'." mockup

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

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Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

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"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"

"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?" mockup

"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"

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'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...' mockup

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'

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Tread, don't tread.

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Revisionist Mugs Collection

Revisionist Pillows

Brighten up any room with pillows designed for revisionist history fans—adding humor and intellect to your decor.

Revisionist Prints

Check out our prints that celebrate the revisionist spirit—humorous, insightful, and perfect for inspiring discussion in any space.

Revisionist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts for revisionist enthusiasts—featuring clever designs that celebrate questioning history and rewriting the narrative.