Past Put-asider Gifts

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."

Historical memory is on life support.

"And this is our media room."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Comments are turned off."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Tee for Two!

Assange Among Friends

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

King goes golfing.

"Duh!"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.