Past Put-asider Pillows

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."

Historical memory is on life support.

"And this is our media room."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Tee for Two!

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Comments are turned off."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Assange Among Friends

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"Duh!"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Question Thyme

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot