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'Shouldn't you two be out looking for jobs?'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Comb Sweet Comb

Mohammad's motors

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"Efficiency tombs available"

'I'm really thirsty.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Future home - OCEANVIEW ESTATES ARIZONA. . . A global warming project.