Past Dwellers Mugs

'Shouldn't you two be out looking for jobs?'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Mohammad's motors

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Future home - OCEANVIEW ESTATES ARIZONA. . . A global warming project.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

The Plant Place - Drought special!

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.