Phone Dweller Mugs

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

Wifi whore

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

Spooning

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

The weightless office.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A menu with risks and benefits

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.