Queue Dwellers Mugs

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Three people waiting in a queue.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Stand in the Q.

"Who's next?"

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"