Queue Dwellers Pillows

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Who's next?"

Stand in the Q.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"