Past Digger Gifts

"You must stop digging up the past."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Put it in petty cash.

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The Goblin and the Sexton

We have control of you brain.

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'