Password Wrangler Gifts

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

Well, shoot, the passwords bark, woof, yap and ruff are all taken – Now what?

"We need to know it's really you. Select all the boxes that contain your social security number."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Editor.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"We need a better piling system."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Literary rain

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

Bicycle Pie Chart

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Psychotic mood swing.

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'I've analyzed, condensed and simplified the data...it was a good quarter.'

"...and this is our Agile project!"