Password Gumshoe Gifts

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

Mystery of the Poets

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

How to create a password you can remember...

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Dashiell Hammett

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"The lost password department's that way."

Enter Password/Forgot Your Password/Solve CAPTCHA/Enter Seucirty Code/Re-Enter Password

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"It's asking for your password."